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 - day man
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saint-just:

Day man (ah-ah-ah) 
Fighter of the night man (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a master of karate 
and friendship 
for everyone

dualchainz:
Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

sickenedxnomore:

This is literally the entire premise of this show.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

lotuslopez:

me unemployed: tch…. capitalism…

me employed: i been gettin munny where tf u been

Baby: d- d-
Dad: Daddy?
Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions